Ode to Spell Checkers
Eye halve a spelling checker
Eye disk covered four my pea see.
It plane lee marques four my revue
Miss steaks Eye kin knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your shore real glad two no.
It's very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when Aye rime.
Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too wine.
And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults in awl this peace,
Of nun eye am a wear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee ken,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
That's why eye brake in two averse
Coz Eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.