The greatest ambition of
most journalistic jackasses is
to bray louder than all others!
Having been interviewed for the
by rampaging reporters,
I've seen the business-end of
aimed microphones and tracked cameras,
up close and personal;
and I've heard
the Big Lie told too often.
I've been shot at, and missed,
spit on, and hit;
which is why alot of people
wipe their ass with the daily rag.
I'm a scarred combat veteran of
the Media Wars over their right to
publish propaganda and disinformation.